Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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