Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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