i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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