Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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