were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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