How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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