Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm so fucking centered right now
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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