going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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