woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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