She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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