like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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