In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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