I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
