I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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