WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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