We should be called the Road Head Warriors
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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