This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How does it feel to date your dad?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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