she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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