i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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