the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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