carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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