But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize