Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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