im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
whose ass print is on the piano?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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