Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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