Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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