Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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