I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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