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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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