i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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Acid is not a monday night drug
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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