Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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