ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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