So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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