with your own penis?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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