listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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