i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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