gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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