Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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