At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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