Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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