it wasn't lemon gatorade
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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