Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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