So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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