is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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