he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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