she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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