Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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