Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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