good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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