I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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