Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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