it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he puts the penis in happiness.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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