You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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