Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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