i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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