that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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