David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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