So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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