Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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